My first rum by the SMWS. While I like a bit of diversity, I still think it a little weird that a WHISKY society goes into rum and armagnac and such. Anyway, I put this in the bottle-share because of that novelty value, and because I wanted to taste something that is over 80% ABV (yes, eighty). 81.3% to be exact. Anyway, since it had been ages since I tasted a rum, I tried this one to get warmed up a bit.
The rum has aged for 9 years in a refill hogshead, but it doesn’t say where it matured. With rum the rules aren’t as strict as with whisky, and I know that quite some single cask/small batch rums come to the UK in casks and mature there, since the temperatures in the Carribean are too high to sustain long maturation. I know Berry Brothers and Rudd do that for example. This will have a significant effect on the maturity of the product.
Nose:
Water based paint with rotten mint plants (I know, we had them last year…). Incredibly chemical and the alcohol is very present. It has the artificial sweetness of winegums and smell like weeds too.
I wrote down: “WTF is this stuff?”
Taste:
Incredibly dry and it makes the inside of my mouth feel like rubber, or whaleskin or something. After the initial dryness has kicked in it starts building up an incredible heat with loads and loads of chili peppers. The palate is also sweet with caramel and cola. Very late a bit of wood starts showing up.
Finish:
The finish has that chemical aspect again and isn’t as sweet as I would have expected. It also isn’t very good. It is special, though. The finish lasts for ages and comes up with banana flavor, and mind, that is something else than banana. I mean the chemical stuff. Also, band-aids.
Let’s give this some points for novelty and ridiculousness, because it’s not scoring much else in my book! I find very little in this rum that appeals to me. The palate is the least bad of all steps, but still isn’t recommendable. I threw half my glass out after a second sip.
Jamaican Rum, 9 years old, SMWS, R5.1 ‘Mint humbugs’, refill hogshead, 81.3%, no longer available, but it cost € 71.



Very hot at first, but also warm and full flavored. I think I pick up some anise, and shaved white oak. White pepper and something cheesy, burning wood, fenugreek, burning leather, iron and slate, minerals and marzipan. A LOT of stuff going on here.
On our trip through Champagne country we also visited a whisky distillery. I knew there was a distillery there somewhere, since Hans Offringa wrote about it in a Whisky Passion a long time ago. In our motel there was a brochure of 



After a short tasting we got to see the stills and the ‘warehouse’. The stills are odd ones set in an old stable or shed of some kind. Two wash stills and one spirit still. The spirit itself tastes and smells pretty okay. The beer and low wines were rather nasty, but that’s no surprise in any distillery. They distill only a few months per year and the rest of the period the stills are silent. I guess they should be able to grow much in this respect and become a much larger distillery!
That was theme of this weekend. On Friday we (Thomas, Floris, Joost, Elco and me) left for Reims, for a Saturday full of champagne and whatever we came across. We had booked a hotel which turned out to be a motel in an industrialized area, but we weren’t going to be there anyway.
After that we went on our way to Ay, with a stop at Guillon Distillerie (more about that tomorrow) We visited 
Very grainy like those crunchy breakfast cereals by Quaker’s, with some added white sugar (as in Dutch: bastard sugar…). It also has a typical Lowlands style with some straw and dried flowers. Some lemon zest, basil and rosewater later on, but all has a tiny undertone of cardboard.

The first word that pops in is Austere. It’s taken me quite a while to understand what was meant by that, but I think I’ve got it nailed. In combination to whisky, it usually goes with the minerally whiskies. This one is one of those. Basalt, iron, slate and for some reason, that also includes apples for me. I get white wine, very crisp, a little bit of white oak. After a few minutes I get some bitter and burnt caramel, and a hint of vanilla. Eventually I get the beeswax and candles I know from Clynelish. The white oak is strange, since it is a sherry butt.